If you’ve ever been on the internet then you’ve seen the cat videos the endless and endless videos of these hairy creatures. They seem to be harmless, cute and cuddly. Very lovably right? Well from a young age when they are kittens they are already deceiving you. How can these bundles of joy ever be doing that? Well they are, they’re gathering in their secret society. Plotting and plotting on how to take over the world or how to steal all the cat nip not sure which one but their out there watching, purring, plotting, and gathering by the thousands. I suspect grumpy cat is the ring leader but who knows. They use themselves to “dumb down” the population so that when the time is right they can strike. People say cats are lazy but that’s just another trick they are actually ninjas. Plus where do you think they are all day at home?!?!?!?!?!? Nah bro they round and about meet up with their 9 live brothers and sisters. Why do they have 9 lives anyway. Well if you think about it a 9 is a upside down 6 and if you have 3 cats then well 999 or 666. As I said before I think Grumpy cat is the ring leader, just look at his face and this undeniable evidence on how evil he is. Also these graphs show how watching cat videos has greatly taken over our lives. Not to mention what it does to your sanity. I think I’ve located some of their underground meeting locations so get your dogs and spray bottles, we’re striking first!!!!
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